misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
dat fucking gif doe
(Source: 021013, via alyssasmells)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
dat fucking gif doe
(Source: 021013, via alyssasmells)
give me a sign/ i see your cold body but i feel your soul/ come as my kisser/ come as my brother/ come back to me
there’s no availability for this weekend!
i seriously considered it, though. it sounded like something interesting
so i’m trying to set up this really cool trip induced bed and breakfast weekend for jon and i before i leave next week and i found this pretty cool place.
i click on it and it turns out to be an s&m getaway with a leather room and all.
i can’t handle myself right now
Lmaoo i wish i could use microsoft paint this good
I’m crying.
Done
That last one tho
(via wasabiaubi)
| me during the summer: | is today wednesday or sunday |
i have never missed anyone this much in my entire life.
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
YES
(Source: cowboybeboop, via thewind-upbird)
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“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“
(via devongreen)