So I decided to tell my mom that maybe college isn’t what’s for me. That maybe there’s an alternative; a better route for me. I then showed her the look book for MCAD: an art school in Minneapolis. It’s been three hours and she still hasn’t fed me…
Turning a new leaf.
I think I’m just going to write a bunch of names on toilet paper, use it, and then flush it. Yea. That sounds meditative.
The Poe Man.
Me: Are you reading The Raven?
Me: ...cool...I guess...
Brother: Hey! Edgar Allen Poe is some serious shit, ok? You don't fuck with the Poe man. Got it?
Seeing who your Ex "replaced" you with
More Laughs Here We continue to laugh to this day. “Bitch think she cute…” hahahahahaha!
Tales of a Librarian in Training.
Mmmmmm, I see you looking at me. Oh, yes I do. Putting in your headphones like the cool cat you are. Four times. Four times you looked at me. Yes, I kept count. Literature my butt, man. It was just a way to get me talking. Mr. Robert Frost sure can work some wonder.
The Feather Hair Accessory.
There should be a limitations rule as to how many feather hair accessories a young lady can have in her hair. I mean, seriously people. Come on… It looks as though you had to battle a freaking falcon on the way to school. As to those of you rockin’ this over-rated summer trend, well, that’s all you. Sincerely,...
Get out of town with that BS.
I knew you weren’t very content to see me. And that smile?!? *scoff* You’re orbucularis oculi didn’t even budge, kidd.
When you walk into your class at the start of the...
More Laughs He This will DEFINITELY happen tomorrow. Various times.
Why do I love Northwestern?
Because as soon as I set foot on their campus I felt like I was at Hogwarts. Rustic brick buildings, ivy’s growing up the wazoo: Yes. Home sweet home. The fact that Lake Michigan is literally right there doesn’t hurt either.
withtimecomesunderstanding: Summer’s end. We...
Fuck. My. Life.
Leave it to me to find the absolutely perfect guy and totally mess it up. Why obnoxious laughter? Why?!? Please come back stranger. I promise I won’t poke fun at your totally gay Shirley Temple drink this time…
dontfallbacksocarelessly: You see, the trick isn’t to find someone who accepts you the way you are. The ideal person knows who you are because they recognize and understand the struggles you’ve never spoken out loud. They make this world easier for you and push you to excel in it more than you ever thought possible.
Jerry Brito: Top ten myths about introverts →
jerrybrito: Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days. Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to…
My Cousin: Angie.
“I don’t wanna sound like a slut, but I don’t even remember who I lost my concert virginity to.”
When Your Ex says "I Miss You"
I’ve totally been there. Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
When your parents bought you a happy meal and you...
lmaogtfo: More LOLs Here LMFAOFFFFFFFFFFFF! hahahahaha