*as I fix a document*
Gael: So how old are you?
Me: 18. How old are you?
Gael: I’m six.
Me: You’re just a baby, huh?
Gael: No! What are you doing today?
Me: Nothing. I’m going to stay in.
Gael: Do you want to come over and play?
Me: What will your girlfriend say?
Gael: I don’t have a girlfriend! Do you have a Facebook?
Me: Yes I do.
Gael: Ok. I don’t have one, but I’ll add you on my mom’s Facebook.